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Robots and Soda Pop!
Robots and Soda Pop!

Shrimp Mermaid

( ( looks like it will be a while before I will have my Internet back. And I can’t hang out on mobile for much longer. So…hiatus I guess. Hiatus until further notice. ))

phrux:

leakinginklikeblood:

lifemadesimple:

Plate Etiquette 

I did not know this.  

The fuck is wrong with rich people ‘hey do you want a second plate’ no i want to make up a secret passive aggressive fork language so we can titter mockingly at that rube from the country who says he enjoyed the meal with his fucking mouth

phrux:

leakinginklikeblood:

lifemadesimple:

Plate Etiquette 

I did not know this.  

The fuck is wrong with rich people ‘hey do you want a second plate’ no i want to make up a secret passive aggressive fork language so we can titter mockingly at that rube from the country who says he enjoyed the meal with his fucking mouth

This is the manliest thing I’ve ever seen.

( ( still laughing at the country bear jamboree thing))

Funny lookin Gawkers and a dumb lil Dwtt

Funny lookin Gawkers and a dumb lil Dwtt

( ( I feel like modern au dweet is always wandering around looking for treasures. So she’ll collect things from around the neighborhood and bring them to her friends but it’s really just junk. ))

☎?

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3:59pm: cnt talk. On the track of sumthn big.
4:15pm: might be a srtay goat.

✆ 4 wonnie :3c

Morning text

4:15am: I just had a dream that you were in. We were princesses but also magicians.
4:16am: we had to battle an ugly fat guy.
4:17am: it was cool.
4:30am: did you get my text about the dream?

Drunk text

8:37pm: hhey frsnj. I find sum of ubcle drunks drubjs. I dense em even though he tol m not too. I do t feeeel guud.
8:39: ihdhhwuduvehduu hehe dad had h hshshdhdjd. Did vs d
8:41: im scarid. I dunt liek hist. Hanlp me!!!

MORNING and LATE NITE texts!!!

5:38am: u will nvr guess where I m rite now. Nvr evr. Lol.

8:30pm: I’m up in a tree…

all your babies with bleb. and this new lady with me

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